You know the commercial where the red M&M is running backward on the conveyor belt trying not to get scanned and ultimately eaten and then he finally gives up and scans himself and as soon as he's put in the grocery bag the yellow M&M is like "hey we're on the guest list!" and the red M&M is "no we're on the menu"????
I feel like the red M&M around 5 days a week.
My work makes me crazy. I spend a good majority of my day surrounded by children. The thing about teenagers is, they even make grownups act like teenagers. You find yourself using slang and being petty. Very petty. Sometimes the highlight of my day is when I find out the latest gossip. Teenage gossip. The very thing I hated in school. The same bullshit that consumes your life that you look back on in a few years and makes you cringe. But that's not the worst of it.....not by a long shot....
Why is the workplace a hotbed for adultery, lying, and alter egos???? Is it because you finally get to a little freedom, so you try to sow all your oats in the 8 hours you are away from your family obligations? And what is wrong with the multiple personalities?? I don't understand how some people can be one way at work and then you know when they get home, it's not like that. Why put on airs? It makes all the rest of us resentful and distrustful. Don't act badass, righteous, hardcore, in charge, or all of the above when we all know you aren't.
When you boss pouts and is the moodiest person you know, it takes a toll on your psyche.
You spend your whole day in an climate of panic and craziness, your anxiety level rises, you begin to stress and it turns your personal life into a craziness.
Why do we let the crazy people in our lives take over? Even when they have no control, we find ourselves acting like those people we talk about behind their backs. Does it make us hypocrites? Or is it just human nature and we are all doomed to lose our morals and standards?
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